There’s a specific kind of person I think we’re all familiar with. They tend to have a quasi-cynical-while-secretly-being-hopeful thing about them. They’re often quite slender & well dressed. They’re typically full of wit & dry humour. I tend to think of them as being vegetarian art students. You know exactly who I mean.

I’m just like that.

Except I’m openly optimistic & not slender & my humour isn’t always dry & I’m not a vegetarian.

Oh, I’m not very well dressed, either.

& I’m not always very witty.

I’m also not an art student.